READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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