If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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