That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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