i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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