We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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