I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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