I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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