So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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