Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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