Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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