nut hugger
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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