YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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