Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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