I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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