Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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