Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
