I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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