Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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