the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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