Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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