Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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