We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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