I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
