So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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