Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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