that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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