ugly people sure do ruin things
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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