I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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