I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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