On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
