i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it's great music for shaving your balls
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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