Ambien. No doubt about it.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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