Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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