i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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