Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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