I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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