we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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