i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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