ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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