I love black thongs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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