some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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