Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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