I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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