I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Randomize
