Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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