What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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