all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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