somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
