i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm always down for nudity.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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