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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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