who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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