Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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