he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You coming home soon, man?
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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