The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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