i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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