it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she told me i tasted like america
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i believe in u and ur pee
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