I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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